Laird Hotel Melbourne, Australia
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Spit N Polish is possibly one of the longest running weekly leather and fetish nights in the world.

We encourage guys who are into gear of (nearly) all types as well as those new to the scene or just keen to check it all out.

Add dark and sexy beats, our resident boot blacks and the occasional demo and you’ve got a great cruisy atmosphere.

In the Games Room you’ll find our resident barber Jay Fox (aka Laird Leatherman 2019). A professional barber, Jay can buzz you bare or trim to your liking.

 

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JOCKSTRAP UPDATE: Jockstraps and underwear in general is only acceptable under chaps.

WHY? Because if you’re out there with no pants on, any person can walk in and take their pants off to.

 

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From 9pm Thursdays, until midnight – but may be open later on really busy nights! Bar opens at 6pm.

Inside there is:

  • Full bar facilities with Wave Pay
  • Cloakroom (free, but feel free to tip!)
  • Our resident Boot Blacks, waiting on their knees to spit and shine

 

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No gear? You can still access the venue, no drama.

If you ask the right guys you may get a little more insight as to what it’s all about; and find out how easy it is to get yourself into gear.

 

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Basically, no. The Laird is a pub with a pub license. So (within reason), what normally happens at pubs, happens here. There will no longer be a "dimly-lit social area" at Spit And Polish.

If you are looking for a fetish night with sex on premises, try Wet on Wellington or Bay City Sauna.

 

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Spit And Polish memberships become available for purchase a couple of times a year, usually the week before our Spit And Polish - RISING parties.*

Memberships are a one off $10 fee and include:

  • Entry to Spit And Polish - RISING parties
  • 10% off drinks at SNP (only in Back Bar area)
  • Entry into our weekly member draw - approx. 11pm (must be present at time of draw to claim prize)

*Spit And Polish - RISING is generally held on Good Friday Eve (Easter) and Grand Final Holiday Eve (Sept or Oct).