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Spit N Polish is possibly one of the longest running weekly leather and fetish nights in the world.

Our strict dress code ensures an open & comfortable environment for those passionate about their gear.

Add dark and sexy beats, our resident boot blacks and the occasional demo and you’ve got a great cruisy atmosphere.

In the Games Room you’ll find our resident barber Jay Fox (aka Laird Leatherman 2019 aka Dirty Paws). A professional barber, Jay can buzz you bare or trim to your liking.

 

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JOCKSTRAP UPDATE: Guys wearing jocks/jockstraps (in accordance with the Dress Code) must not enter the Beer Garden unless wearing leather/rubber chaps OR just chuck on a pair of shorts for while you’re outside.

WHY? Because if you’re out there with no pants on, any person can walk in and take their pants off to.

 

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From 9pm Thursdays, until midnight – but may be open later on really busy nights!

SNP takes place in the ‘Back Bar’ area of The Laird, accessible via the Beer Garden doors.

Inside there is:

  • Full bar facilities with Wave Pay
  • Cloakroom (free, but feel free to tip!)
  • Our resident Boot Blacks, waiting on their knees to spit and shine

 

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No gear? You can still access Nuggets Bar, the Pool Room and Beer Garden.

If you ask the right guys you may get a little more insight as to what it’s all about; and find out how easy it is to get yourself into gear.

Nuggets Bar is open 6pm until midnight – but may be open later on really busy nights!

 

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Basically, no. The Laird is a pub with a pub license. So (within reason), what normally happens at pubs, happens here. There will no longer be a "dimly-lit social area" at Spit And Polish.

If you are looking for a fetish night with sex on premises, try Wet on Wellington or Bay City Sauna.

 

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Spit And Polish memberships become available for purchase a couple of times a year, usually the week before our Alliance parties.*

Memberships are a one off $10 fee and include:

  • Entry to Alliance parties
  • 10% off drinks at SNP (only in Back Bar area)

*Alliance is generally held on Good Friday Eve (Easter) and Grand Final Holiday Eve (Sept or Oct).