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Weekly

MONDAY

Monday at the Laird

Monday is our no-event day (except Underwear Party, monthly, first Monday _ see below for details). We’re here for you when nearly every other bar in town is closed. Friendly vibe, cheap jugs, free pool & great tunes. Easy.

PIZZA DEALS & CHEAP JUGS

Bar open 5pm-late.

*1st Monday of month no public bar (Underwear Party)

TUESDAY: HOOCHIE

HOOCHIE

Step into Melbourne’s very own homo-honky-tonk for good times and quality tunes. Get a feed with our pizza and parma deals thanks to Billy’s Pizza, grab a cue and join the friendliest pool comp in town (7.30pm) or just pull up a stool and shoot the breeze. Yee-haw.

Bar open 5pm-11pm. Free entry.

WEDNESDAY: TRIVIAL HIRSUTE

Game night

Trivial Hirsute, the cheekiest night at the Laird, brings all the boys to the yard every Wednesday night! Come take the trivial low road with host Dean Arcuri in this no morals team orientated game show where everyone’s a winner. Cheap jugs plus ‘Pub Grub’ Pizza and Parma specials thanks to Billy’s Pizza. Get in early to secure a table!

Bar open 5pm. Games from 8pm. Free entry

 

THURSDAY: SPIT N POLISH

leather and fetish night

Spit N Polish is possibly one of the longest running weekly leather and fetish nights in the world. Dark beats, buzz cuts & boot shine create to the cruisy atmosphere, and the strict dress code ensures an intimate, open & comfortable environment for those passionate about the lifestyle they have chosen. For everyone else, Nuggets Bar and the Beer Garden are open all night with no dress code.

Spit N Polish dress code: at least one major piece of leather or rubber/neoprene gear (e.g. vest, shirt, chaps, jacket) or FULL armed forces/emergency services uniform.

Click HERE to view dress code.

Nuggets Bar open 5pm-late. Spit N Polish 9:30pm-late.

 

FRIDAY: BUMPER BAR

Man Friday

Pull up to the Bumper Bar and cruise your way into the weekend with DJ’s Jayson Leahy and Jason Conti.

Happy Hours to 8-9pm with $3 pots of all tap beers and cider.

Bar open 5pm. DJ’s 9pm-late. Free entry.

SATURDAY: SATURDAY BEAT

Saturday Beat Saturday nights march to the beat of a different drum. No bangin’ music (unless it’s one of our awesome special events), a kicked back vibe in a masculine and friendly atmosphere. On the second Saturday of the month, the Laird plays host to Vice - a night for gear lovers and all men wanting to delve in to the darker side of life. The fourth Saturday of the month sees the big & friendly guys from Vic Bears take over for their long-running Den Night with BBQ’s, karaoke, games nights, competitions and more. Saturday Beat: A place for men.

 

Bar open 5pm. Free entry excl. special events

 

SUNDAY: SUNDAY SOCIAL

The Sunday Social

A big day out and home by 10? It’s possible thanks to The Sunday Social. With great drink specials, our house DJ’s playing great tunes and the classic Laird BBQ, its a cheap & cheerful afternoon.

Bar open 4pm-late. Free entry. BBQ from 6pm (gold coin donation required for BBQ).

Monthly

 

FIRST MONDAY: UNDERWEAR PARTY

underwear party

Our Underwear Party is well known for being as social as it is sexy, with guys taking the chance to strip down to the bear minimum & enjoy the cruisey atmosphere. Throw on your favourite, boxers, briefs, jockstrap or Y-fronts as we throw the best underwear party in town! And if you’re a little bit shy, just imagine that everyone’s naked! Male underwear only. Appropriate footwear must be worn at all times.

Doors open 8.30pm-midnight. No public bar. $10 entry includes cloak facilities.

TICKETED EVENTS
August AWOL Jock Party - Tickets released 1st July
November Melbourne Cup Eve - Tickets released 2nd October

Click HERE for The Laird’s ticketing page.

SECOND SATURDAY: VICE

Melbourne Leather Men pub night

Monthly gear night - click here for more.

FOURTH SATURDAY: XXLAIRD - Bear Night

VicBears den night

Slip into something more comfortable with XXLAIRD,  the perfect fit for bears, chasers and the bear-curious. Sweet-as-honey pop, vocal house and retro tunes by DJ David Virgona (Love machine, Popsicle). Random drink specials 8pm ‘til midnight.

Doors open 5pm. XXLAIRD from 8pm. Free entry.

*Check calendar for special events.