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MONDAY

Monday at the Laird

Monday is our no-event day (except Underwear Party and Sing Stud — see below). We’re here for you when nearly every other bar in town is closed. Friendly vibe, cheap jugs, free pool & great tunes. Easy.

PIZZA DEALS & CHEAP JUGS

Bar open 5pm-late.

*1st Monday of month no public bar (Underwear Party)

TUESDAY: HOOCHIE

HOOCHIE

Step into Melbourne’s very own homo-honky-tonk for good times and quality tunes. Get a feed with our pizza and parma deals thanks to Billy’s Pizza, grab a cue and join the friendliest pool comp in town (8pm) or just pull up a stool and shoot the breeze. Yee-haw.

Bar open 5pm-11pm. Free entry.

WEDNESDAY: TRIVIA, TUNES AND TRASHY MUSIC VIDEOS

Game night

TRIVIAL HIRSUTE

Take the trivial low-road with Dean Arcuri and his no-morals team-oriented game show. That’s right! Expect low standards and even lower morals as Dean delves deep into the seedy world of Pop Culture where teams can win amazingly pathetic prizes, free drinks and street cred.

Bar open 5pm. Trivia from 8pm. Free entry

 

THURSDAY: SPIT N POLISH

leather and fetish night Spit N Polish is possibly one of the longest running weekly leather and fetish nights in the world. Dark beats, buzz cuts & boot shine create to the cruisy atmosphere, and the strict dress code ensures an intimate, open & comfortable environment for those passionate about the lifestyle they have chosen. For everyone else, Nuggets Bar and the Beer Garden are open all night with no dress code.

Spit N Polish dress code: at least one major piece of leather or rubber/neoprene gear (e.g. vest, shirt, chaps, jacket) or FULL armed forces/emergency services uniform.

Nuggets Bar open 5pm-late. Spit N Polish 9:30pm-late.

 

FRIDAY: BUMPER BAR

Man Friday

Pull up to the Bumper Bar and cruise you way into the weekend.

Happy hours 8-10pm.

DJ’s 9pm-late.

Bar open 5pm. Free entry.

SATURDAY: SATURDAY BEAT

Saturday Beat Saturday nights march to the beat of a different drum. No bangin’ music (unless it’s one of our awesome special events), a kicked back vibe in a masculine and friendly atmosphere. On the second Saturday of the month, the Laird plays host to Vice - a night for gear lovers and all men wanting to delve in to the darker side of life. The fourth Saturday of the month sees the big & friendly guys from Vic Bears take over for their long-running Den Night with BBQ’s, karaoke, games nights, competitions and more. Saturday Beat: A place for men.

Bar open 5pm. Free entry excl. special events (see calendar)

 

SUNDAY: SUNDAY SOCIAL

The Sunday Social

A big day out and home by 10? It’s possible thanks to The Sunday Social. With great drink specials, our house DJ’s playing great tunes and the classic Laird BBQ, its a cheap & cheerful afternoon.

Bar open 4pm-late. Free entry. BBQ from 6pm (gold coin donation required for BBQ).

MONTHLY

 

FIRST MONDAY: UNDERWEAR PARTY

underwear party

Our Underwear Party is well known for being as social as it is sexy, with guys taking the chance to strip down to the bear minimum & enjoy the cruisey atmosphere. Throw on your favourite, boxers, briefs, jockstrap or Y-fronts as we throw the best underwear party in town! And if you’re a little bit shy, just imagine that everyone’s naked! Male underwear only. Appropriate footwear must be worn at all times.

Doors open 8.30pm-midnight. No public bar. $10 entry includes cloak facilities.

February Swimsuit Edition (no board shorts)
August Jock Edition* (official AWOL event)
November Melbourne Cup Eve*

A.W.O.L Jock Party (Aug 9th) and Cup Eve (Oct 31st) events are $15 with tickets available 30 days prior at The Laird and Mannhaus.

SECOND SATURDAY: VICE

Melbourne Leather Men pub night

Monthly gear night - click here for more.

FOURTH SATURDAY: VICBEARS DEN NIGHT

VicBears den night

VicBears welcome you to their monthly Den Night. This is your chance to get cosy with the friendliest furries around. VicBears Den Nights play host to some great events, such as Bearaoke and Boxing Day Bears. In 2011 the guys introduced Paw Play, their first ever night for gamers, with X-BOX, PlayStation & Nintendo Wii being played well into the night. The guys also put on a great BBQ in the warmer months. Go to www.vicbears.org.au for more Den Night info.

Bar open 5pm-late.